NEWS - HANNIBAL IS DONE!
My-Oh-My! As the game was going along tonight I was updating the spreadsheet and standings. I will have you know that SEVERAL of you had "exact points" on the way to overtime that is! What an incredible game and weekend! The mighty Grasshopper managed to give away $900 with those picks he made this week! He was only "hesitating" at the top! SKKKRREEAAAAAACHHH! That's the sound of the Black Camaro sliding out of the top ten! He lost another $700 this week with his picks! On the other hand, what has gotten into the Molarman?! What an exceptional week moving from 12th to 2nd and is now inhaling the scent of laughing gas and money! But that dang Huskerboy A.K.A. The Mighty Squirrel is storing his nuts for the winter at the top of pickurnose! He has been keeping his nuts somewhere near the top half of the pickers all season and now I think his nuts are warm and maybe safe! However, that doggone grease machine might oil the squirrels nuts and slip them right from underneath him! Watch out squirrel....that Greasemachine is coming at ya! Speaking of greasy, Rush to Mediocrity can't decide if she wants to be a yo-yo or Velcro! Up and down, all around....will you please get some direction here missy! You gave away $375 with your picks. It is only a matter of time before you get to Number 11! Tooo Picky made a $70 improvement. Got a question: If you and the Greasemachine are working together on your picks, why does she always do better than you? I think she's got something up her sleeve! (see Squirrel Boy A.K.A. Huskerboy) The Teacher is slowly......slowly.......slowly.......sliding.....sliding.....sliding out of the top ten! Come on Teach! We want you back next year!! I AM POLITE made a 30 this week! He says ALL IN! We will see though if he is ONE AND DONE! POP! Did ya'll hear that loud noise? Oh, that was just some bubbles bursting!!! Mathematically the top 48 are still in the hunt! That DAYUM HANNIBAL is the ONLY ONE WITHOUT A CHANCE! A poor showing for a 3rd place finisher last year! Here's a suggestion Hannibal and you should follow these steps in this exact order:
1. Make your picks 2. Write your picks on a piece of paper. 3. Open up your web browser and go to pickurnosefootball.com. 4. Go to the “submit your picks” page. 5. Using your mouse, choose the opposite team that you have written on your paper. 6. Watch games and enjoy a winning week! Ladies and Gentlemen I need one favor. Will you have your picks to me by 8 AM Sunday morning instead of the 10 AM cut-off? I will be driving to Nebraska on Sunday morning leaving at 8. I need to send the picks before I get on the road as I will not be able to send from my mobile phone while driving. Thank you in advance for your kind consideration! The Ron Man
